How have we survived without our bi-monthly check-in on tennis' once-former, part-time, semi-Russian goddess?
Well, it's just been hand-to-mouth, hasn't it?
The happy news for sports fashionistas is the relaunch of Kournikova.com -- which means 1) more Anna news and photos for her 340,000 registered Kourn-Dogs; 2) more public appearances for the making of said news and photos; and 3) more come-hither hilarity. (Noted in the site intro: "... I hope you guys come again!")
In her latest blog tease, Anna notes that she's off to Miami for Karl Lagerfeld's Chanel Cruise Collection show.
We wondered whether Miss Thang might be doing a little cruising of her own, seeing as how she keeps turning down marriage proposals from Enrique. She showed up in South Beach looking like every suburban housewife's nightmare of her husband's secretary -- after he, um, gets done at the office.
Before unbuttoning for the camera, Anna already looked stunning. (Check out the full-length photos in the previous link.) The simplicity of the white-on-black perfectly positioned between her long, blond ponytail and her longer, athletic legs -- a Kournikova.com 2.0 traffic jam in the making.
And only someone this fit, long and lean can get away with those faux-gladiator heels. Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan wearing them? Snickers all around at GoFugYourself.
With gams this great, Anna could prob'ly get away with wearing even the hokiest of Chanel chic.
Just sickening, isn't it?
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