Someone Get Jason Kidd a Razor, Please

 
Jason Kidd is growing something on his upper lip. TCL doesn't know what it is yet, so we had to imagine how it might one day turn out.

Kidd can take solace that just a week or so into his dubious exp-hair-iment, at least his semi-'stache isn't as cheesy as Adam Morrison's.

We're not sure what's gotten into the Nets PG. Did he fall in love with his milk mustache? Or maybe Bad Wade whispered a dare into his ear, "DO IT! DO IT!"

Or, is Kidd after that bald-black-men-with-mustaches look a la Charles Barkley, Stephon Marbury and Shaquille O'Neal?

Whatever. Kidd's mid-growth tickler ain't sexy and it ain't bad-ass. The way it's settling in, he's quickly looking less Clyde Drexler and more Victor Conte.

Please, Vince Carter! We beg you, Richard Jefferson! Lawrence Frank, take pity! Get your man a Schick Quattro quick! The NBA has taken "retro" as far as it can go (don't even get us started on the Lakers' retro shorts). The last thing the league or the Nets need is a throwback mustache that reminds us of 1970s porn studs.